clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
"what do you mean shields gone"
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
hanging out with your best friend more like
- me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
- me: it is because I am a failure
- me: everything I touch dies