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elrondy:

when we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us that we weren’t allowed to carry sharp objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his colleague to take over his check-in desk

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perilouspage:

I love rvb domesticity aus, like all of the bgc settling in and adjusting into civilian life

And then there’s Sarge, that one crazy neighbor who mows his lawn at 6 am, regularly tends to the large american flag hung in his yard, keeps an extensive shotgun collection, yells out the windows at neighborhood kids, and sets off illegal fireworks of dubious origin at obscene hours

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bandsareprettyrad:

If you ever feel bad just remeber there is a gif of me floating around tumblr of when I was 8 and I sat on the escalator and knocked down a table of jewelry at macys

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Pussy put his ass to sleep, now he callin’ me NyQuil
- William Shakespeare  (via anacanda)

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Title: Pompeii
Artist: Bastille/20 piece string orchestra
Album: Pompeii (Remixes)
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